Trying to find the batteries in a Furby while it’s screaming “Hungry!” is the most stressful thing I’ve done since the 1996 Macarena.
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
One does not simply read one joke.
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Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
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Storing my laughs in the cloud.