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1998 Archive: The Furby Battery Surgery

 Trying to find the batteries in a Furby while it’s screaming “Hungry!” is the most stressful thing I’ve done since the 1996 Macarena.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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