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2013 Archive: The Frozen Movie Premiere

Why did the President like Elsa? Because “Let it Go” was exactly what he wanted to say to the 113th Congress.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings03/25/2010 09:36One joke to rule them all!
@Cast_Away_Wilson02/06/2013 14:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@QuickTime_Viewer11/11/2014 02:05Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Fresh_Prince_Will04/11/2009 11:55Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Rage_Comic_Fan10/10/2000 11:39FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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