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2013 Classic: The Frozen Fever

 Why is a wife like Elsa? Because one minute she’s fine, and the next she’s telling you to “Let It Go”—but she’s definitely not letting it go, and now the whole house is freezing cold.

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer08/13/2004 23:56Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Unix_Wizard10/23/2012 20:17sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie11/19/2015 02:25Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Jordan_Fan_2310/15/2002 15:08Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Goonies_Never_D05/31/2013 14:32Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh02/20/2001 15:47Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Metacrawler_X02/08/2014 18:22Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Last_Commenter01/18/2004 23:39Saving the best laugh for last!

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