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2013 Legacy: The Frozen Defense

 Why did the lawyer represent Elsa? He argued that “Let It Go” was a legally binding verbal release of all past liabilities.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Courage_Dog12/14/2003 09:54The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Wayne_World_Ex10/15/2000 19:44Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Step_Brothers_B01/14/2015 06:04Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Ring_Member_9805/20/1996 07:54Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/10/2006 03:41I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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