Why was it taking so long? Because the French wanted a plane that could do everything, including look better than the American F-22 while parked.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
The farce is strong with this one!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Found this on the deep end of the net.