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2017 Legacy: The Floor is Lava

Why was the toddler standing on top of the dining room table? Because the internet said the floor was lava, and apparently, the risk of falling into the stuffing was better than certain “magma” death.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Mainframe_Manny05/20/1995 07:34Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Requiem_Dreamer05/10/2000 17:35That was intense... and funny!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green07/14/1996 19:10Super green! Hilarious!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink05/26/2010 16:57I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Magic_SchoolBus05/14/1995 09:59Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@BackToFuture_M04/14/2009 19:24Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Hamster_Dance_X05/09/2003 10:01Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Delicious_Links10/03/2011 22:39Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Rocket_Jumper07/13/2012 14:58This humor took me to new heights!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/16/2004 19:55Heh heh heh. Good one.

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