Why was the toddler standing on top of the dining room table? Because the internet said the floor was lava, and apparently, the risk of falling into the stuffing was better than certain “magma” death.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
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2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
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2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Lazy Girl Job" Trend
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2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
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2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
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In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
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In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Old school processing, new school laughs.
That was intense... and funny!
Super green! Hilarious!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
This humor took me to new heights!
Heh heh heh. Good one.