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2017 Archive: The First Image of a “Multi-Messenger” Event

Why were astronomers happy? Because they saw a neutron star collision, proving that even the universe is more collaborative than the U.S. Congress.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Baywatch_Runner12/05/2004 22:54Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Zoolander_Derek08/08/2013 20:19What is this? A joke for ants?
@Eminem_Fan_0004/12/2004 03:27Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@HTML_Hacker02/16/2001 02:52<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/28/2007 19:35I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Total_Recall_Fan04/16/2009 05:51Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@HotBot_User05/21/2015 19:58Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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