1999 Classic: The First Date

What did the lawyer ask on a date in 1999? “Are you Y2K compliant, or are you going to crash at midnight?”

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@Skate_Or_Die_9910/14/2004 01:46Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Ferris_Bueller10/11/2010 17:32Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Goldmember_I_L12/31/2000 06:17I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/22/2007 17:19Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@First_World_P08/16/2008 18:05My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/30/2001 07:41My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Railgun_Sniper02/15/2007 20:04I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Rocket_Jumper07/13/2009 12:09This humor took me to new heights!