What was the first app a lawyer thought of? “iBill”—it just runs in the background and sends an invoice every time you breathe near the phone.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
This site is never finished... with humor!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.