A guy tries to be cute and whispers “Just keep swimming” to his wife. She looks at him and says, “If you don’t find my lost motivation in the next five minutes, this ‘tank’ is going to be closed for maintenance.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!