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A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for “Spatial Pedestrian Consultation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/06/2006 18:57I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Firewire_Fan05/02/2000 11:02Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Goldmember_I_L03/02/1995 12:45I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Evil_Kermit_M12/02/2001 11:22Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@CompuServe_Classic11/03/2005 10:00Premium humor for premium members.