2015 Classic: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the color of the pavement (it was Blue/Black, obviously).”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody11/21/2005 07:31There is a joke in my boot!

@Floppy_Fanatic02/05/2010 21:14Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Memento_Guy09/25/2010 16:16Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Trainspotting_Rent04/16/2005 04:27Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Web_Counter_9904/02/1997 13:33I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!