Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian-impact-probability consulting.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
But you have heard of this joke!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
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