Why do lawyers love 2001? Because when the world falls apart, the legal fees are the only thing that stay together.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
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