Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a 6-second Vine of his best argument? So he could “loop in peace.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
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Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.