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2009 Classic: The Final Summary

 Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Wi-Fi hotspot? So he could “cloud-source” his defense in the afterlife.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid10/25/1999 12:53Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@T9_Texter12/07/1996 03:114-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Gopher_Explorer02/04/2010 12:45Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Student_Life_0107/16/2010 03:36Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Scanner_Darkly10/05/2000 00:17I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Rick_Roller_0706/24/2011 06:14Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Digg_Submitter_0507/19/2013 04:12Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@StrongBad_Mail09/08/1996 02:25I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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