Why was everyone so “Alive”? Because the Mayan calendar ended, the world didn’t blow up, and we all lived to see 2013.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Found this on the deep end of the net.