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2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Vibe

 Why was everyone so “Alive”? Because the Mayan calendar ended, the world didn’t blow up, and we all lived to see 2013.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
 Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
 Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
 Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
 Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer03/11/2008 11:23Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/11/2004 19:53Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/05/2011 01:28That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Sixteen_Candles06/10/2013 12:13I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Slashdot_Effect12/18/2010 19:27We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Gaia_Online_Gold09/06/1996 11:51Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/25/2001 07:09Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Dark_Web_Joker12/08/2010 21:04Found this on the deep end of the net.

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