Why did politicians hate vuvuzelas? Because it was the only sound on Earth that could drown out their campaign speeches and make every stadium sound like a giant swarm of angry bees.
Part of the 38 Politicians Jokes: The 2010 “Leaks, Clouds & iPads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
This humor took me to new heights!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!