I told the doctor I’m feeling restless. He didn’t give me a pill; he just handed me a neon-green fidget spinner and said, “Spin this until your insurance deductible resets.”
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
What is this? A joke for ants?
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!