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2016 Vintage: The Fantastic Beasts Suitcase

 Eddie Redmayne has a zoo in his luggage. I can barely fit my gym clothes in mine.

Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl03/16/1998 02:39Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/15/1999 06:15I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Neo_The_One03/14/2004 20:04I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/17/2005 06:54You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Anchorman_Ron06/09/2009 08:32I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/21/1995 11:38The best thing since version 1.0!
@Illidan_Blind11/29/2008 12:17I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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