Why the aliens? For a movie that confirmed every teenager’s suspicion that their teachers are actually parasites from outer space.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!