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2014 Legacy: The F-35 Engine Fire

Why was the F-35 grounded before its big UK debut? To prove that the world’s most expensive plane is also the world’s most expensive “Statue” when a single turbine blade gets too hot.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80008/14/2008 14:25I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Hotmail_Checker05/05/2002 19:51Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
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