2014 Classic: The “Everything is Awesome” Era

Why was the Lego Movie theme on repeat? Because we were all part of a team, and everything was awesome… until someone dropped the gravy boat.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »

Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »

Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »

Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »

Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/23/1997 20:32I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/23/2013 23:43I am crying... with laughter!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/11/1995 06:24They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Requiem_Dreamer08/03/1998 07:45That was intense... and funny!

@Daria_Morg05/08/2003 08:38My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Space_Background08/13/2007 14:42The stars are aligned for this joke.