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2009 Vintage: The “Evacuate the Dancefloor”

 Cascada is back to remind us that 2009 is 50% German techno-pop.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer05/05/2009 09:50You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Sidekick_User10/25/2008 21:15Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Independence_Day02/01/2014 11:11Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Neo_The_One04/17/2010 21:34I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Yugioh_Duelist04/18/2001 23:59You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@PeanutButter_J05/03/2007 23:06It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@AOL_Chat_Veteran06/27/2004 08:06Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Flash_Game_Dev11/19/2005 21:16I should make a game about this joke.
@Hat_Tip_Sir12/09/1996 02:10M’lady... this joke is superb.

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