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“One, but it gives the bulb ‘Great Expectations’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/19/2008 18:33Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@WiFi_Zero_One04/20/2013 05:25Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/25/2012 12:33The magic man... is laughing!

@Excite_User_9710/21/2007 06:26This site is very exciting!

@Stick_Death_Fan09/17/2009 08:27Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Shut_Up_Money05/23/2006 20:14Shut up and take my laughter!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/23/2009 10:34Laughing at the security of my own ribs!