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1999 Legacy: The Encarta 99

 Why did the office stop buying books? Because everything you needed to know fit on one shiny silver disc.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User09/23/2015 23:20I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/10/2015 16:50Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Hanson_Fan_9701/05/2015 00:25Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Jordan_Fan_2301/28/2011 11:44Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Woman_Yelling_C09/20/2010 14:43The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Streamer_Pro_9911/06/1998 18:45Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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