2004 Archive: The Empty Bowl

Why was the bowl so sad? It felt “hollow” inside.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer01/12/2008 11:23Thinking is definitely funny today.

@DVD_Collector09/18/2011 14:57Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Men_In_Black_K05/30/2002 15:36We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@HTML_Hacker10/26/2007 10:19<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Rugrats_Tommy09/18/2002 02:32A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Mocking_Sponge05/30/1997 13:53mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler10/07/2006 13:05May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Terran_Marine08/03/2001 10:09Go, go, go! More jokes!