Why did Eminem perform 17 years after winning for 8 Mile? To prove that he’s the only person in the world who can be “fashionably late” by nearly two decades and still get a standing ovation from Martin Scorsese.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Last Repair Shop win? Because a movie about people fi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.