2018 Legacy: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Podcast Host!” “Great, narrate this guy’s final moments in a compelling way.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye07/31/1999 08:38Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Agent_Smith_0108/13/2000 02:26It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan09/05/2003 15:19Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/16/2013 04:40One billion... laughs!

@About_Dot_Com04/15/1995 10:13The human guide to online humor.

@Tuenti_Specialist06/18/2011 08:59A classic from the Spanish web too!

@CounterStrike_Pro10/11/2000 08:34Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Tablet_User_1011/26/1996 12:12Tapping my way to a good mood.