2009 Archive: The “Embedded” Reporters’ Fatigue

Why did they stop coming? Because “Walking uphill for 10 hours” doesn’t get as many clicks as “Breaking News in DC.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Surfer01/19/2006 07:56You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/19/2008 23:12One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/09/2011 23:09A joke for the end of the world.

@Judge_Dredd_Law09/25/2010 08:28I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@CounterStrike_Pro11/05/2002 17:27Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Arthas_Fan_0202/11/2012 11:13Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Salad_Fingers_F10/19/1996 12:58I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Me_Gusta_Face02/27/2004 12:44Me Gusta this joke. Very much.