A guy walks into a bar, fires half the staff, and then asks for a sink so he can “let that sink in.” The bartender says, “Sir, you haven’t even paid for your first drink yet. You can’t fire the dishwasher.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
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2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
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The Past Tense
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
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The Panda Order
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
The power of three... laughs!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
One does not simply read one joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.