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2017 Legacy: The Eli Manning Bencing

Why was New York on fire? Because the Giants benched Eli and ended his 210-game streak for Geno Smith, a move so unpopular it got the coach fired in 48 hours.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original09/20/2009 09:38Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Fargo_Marge12/09/2013 15:24Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@G_I_Joe_Real01/02/2012 07:36And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Ultima_Online_V07/13/2015 04:20Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@StrongBad_Mail06/23/2002 15:54I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Salad_Fingers_F11/17/2008 12:12I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Smosh_Old_School11/07/2008 09:00Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Boxxy_Queen11/15/2000 01:54I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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