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2003 Classic: The Elf Movie

 “I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!” “Finally, an honest self-assessment.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/29/1996 20:36I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/06/1998 08:13Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Pi_Mathematics10/15/1996 15:07Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Celebrity_DM01/26/2011 09:28Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Animorphs_X03/16/2007 19:36I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Chocolate_Rain02/07/1996 23:44I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@One_Does_Not_S05/04/2010 10:41One does not simply read one joke.
@Construction_Dig04/07/1998 13:34Still digging for more humor!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan10/14/2008 17:13Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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