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2024 Classic: The Eclipse “Meeting”

 Why did the entire company go silent at 2:00 PM in April? To stand in a parking lot with cardboard glasses, proving once again that the moon blocking the sun is more interesting than the boss blocking our lunch break.

Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024 “Spatial Reality & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan06/01/1996 21:34Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Matrix_Rebel02/28/1996 11:09I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Zoolander_Derek03/10/2007 18:21What is this? A joke for ants?
@Finding_Nemo_Dory02/21/2006 11:40Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Broadband_Newbie06/22/1997 21:44Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Reservoir_Joe09/19/1999 07:45Professional humor for professional people.
@Fat_Bastard_Get02/28/1998 22:36Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Grinds_My_Gears10/25/2003 09:46You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Blink_Tag_User07/23/2007 06:52<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

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