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1999 Archive: The eBay Addiction

 I just spent $40 on a “rare” Pez dispenser from a guy in Ohio. I love the future.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tamagotchi_Dad06/26/2011 15:30Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Vaporwave_Original12/17/1996 22:52Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
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@Optical_Mouse_9904/10/2011 07:20I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Cipher_Steak03/05/1996 11:02Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/11/2006 18:08One billion... laughs!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog01/28/2000 13:27Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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@Tablet_User_1001/24/1996 16:11Tapping my way to a good mood.

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