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2007 Classic: The Eastern Promises Steam Room

Why Viggo Mortensen? For a fight scene so “uncovered” that it became the most paused moment in DVD history for very different reasons.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer07/25/2011 23:20Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Tech_Support_Guy08/30/2008 16:26Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@USB_Pioneer12/29/2011 08:02Plug and Play laughter!
@Firewall_Wizard05/02/2011 14:58Letting this joke through the port.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/21/1999 09:54Smooth joke, very smooth.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/01/2010 02:05The best thing since version 1.0!
@StrongBad_Mail01/08/2000 10:05I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Viewer_Number_110/30/1995 13:26First! And it’s funny!

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