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2018 Archive: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Wireless Buds’ in. They’re basically ear-plugs for the rich.”

Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
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2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
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68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
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The Hospital Food
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The Anesthesia Bill
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2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer03/03/2011 09:03Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Seinfeld_George06/20/2014 06:46What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Inkjet_Printers11/09/2012 04:30Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/22/1996 16:28Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@One_Does_Not_S09/28/2015 20:48One does not simply read one joke.
@Blogger_Default02/16/1998 08:22Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@GL_HF_Runner02/03/2010 17:33Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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