2018 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

@Snake_Game_Pro10/26/2005 04:12I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@SoulSeek_Fan08/30/2014 13:17Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro04/02/2007 10:28Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Better_Off_Dead12/06/2006 16:21I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Slashdot_Effect07/12/2005 06:52We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Newgrounds_User05/13/2012 00:04Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Believe_It_Or_N06/16/1996 03:02I choose to believe it’s funny.