Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!