Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the century is almost over!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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2025 Classic: The Amos
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2025 Vintage: The Ken
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2025 Classic: The Isabel
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2024 Legacy: The Police
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2025 Legacy: The Justin
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2025 Vintage: The Abbott
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Classic. Simply classic.
Tapping my way to a good mood.