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1999 Vintage: The Dwayne

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the century is almost over!

Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict10/10/2006 13:57LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Sid_Meier_Fan05/25/2013 10:54Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Forrest_Gump_8812/04/1996 02:34Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Sixteen_Candles11/12/2014 05:44I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Brennan_Huff_X08/16/2010 04:37I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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