“Dr. Phil says I need to ‘get real’.” “Great. Start by getting real about the fact that you haven’t mowed the lawn since 1999.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
This is the future of humor!