2020 Vintage: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, stay safe inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

@Terminator_2_Fan06/30/1999 18:36Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/30/2010 19:06He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Champ_Kind_Wham05/22/2009 13:17WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Keyboard_Cat_P05/27/2002 07:00Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Mocking_Sponge03/07/2008 20:08mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/05/2005 01:42Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Prodigy_User_X12/29/2009 08:59Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Illidan_Blind05/19/2003 07:21I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/06/2011 16:14Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!