1997 Classic: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, please find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/14/2005 12:31Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@AOL_Instant_Msg09/28/2009 23:59I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Bluetooth_Bot06/18/2002 13:13Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/03/2009 17:53Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Blink_182_Mark04/06/2007 09:15What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Talladega_N_R01/06/2014 17:17If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Prestige_World_W02/04/2007 20:59Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).