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2020 Vintage: The Doom Eternal

 A guy plays the game on his phone and says, “This feels exactly like going to the grocery store for milk right now.”

Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict03/23/2006 22:17LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Web_Master_Flex08/08/2000 21:39I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Doom_Marines01/24/2014 02:01Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@SpiderMan_Peter07/02/1997 12:55My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Zoolander_Derek03/05/2003 21:15What is this? A joke for ants?
@Myspace_First_Friend06/17/2005 09:07I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Kill_Bill_Bride06/20/2011 16:14I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Joe_Cartoon_G11/29/1999 07:25Press the button for more humor!

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