Why was the backyard game so painful? Because “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”—though we mostly just dodged rogue bottle rockets.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.