Why were their CDs being crushed by tractors? Because in 2003, “Freedom of Speech” came with a “No Criticism of Texas” fine print.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I want it that way... the funny way!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!