2018 Archive: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the smart thermostat? Because he proved he was the only one who could “regulate the heat” in the relationship.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Doom_Guy12/31/2010 21:05Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/16/2014 17:49The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Silk_Road_Ghost09/25/2013 18:25Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Malware_Hunter10/08/2004 13:18Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Double_Rainbow_G01/30/2003 11:24What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Success_Kid_Win03/05/2009 14:47Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Runescape_Noob06/11/1998 04:10Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/28/1999 18:24OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!