Why did the lawyer get the flat-screen TV? Because he proved the marriage was “statutorily blurred” beyond repair.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Plug and Play laughter!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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