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2008 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the flat-screen TV? Because he proved the marriage was “statutorily blurred” beyond repair.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog08/06/2000 01:24Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Resident_Evil_Z08/07/2007 16:17Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Cyber_Traveler02/20/2015 01:45Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Forrest_Gump_Running06/16/2007 04:26Laughing is as laughing does.
@Startup_Kid04/02/1997 18:37Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@USB_Pioneer02/26/2000 20:08Plug and Play laughter!
@Steve-O_Wild01/30/2011 07:37Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Butthead_Uhhh01/17/1996 00:12Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dancing_Baby_9604/20/2002 00:14Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@CompuServe_Classic11/28/2013 01:19Premium humor for premium members.

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