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2017 Classic: The “Distracted Boyfriend” Meme

 Why was the marketing team staring at a stock photo? Because they realized that “The New Strategy” was the girl in red, and “The Current Budget” was the annoyed girlfriend.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Professional Procrastinator
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2025 Vintage: The "Wait, is the economy okay?" (Year 4)
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The Overtime Paradox
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77 Office Groaners: The 1999 "End of the World" Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Mouse "Logitech Zero-G"
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The HR Manual
Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
 Why was the chart "Sentient"? Because it looked at the numbers a...read more »
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The LinkedIn Update
When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dropbox "Showcase" (Year 8)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen07/27/2009 00:58A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Encarta_Explorer12/14/2009 01:21I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/07/1998 03:56A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/03/1998 09:43A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Simpson_Quotes02/22/2012 08:07D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Hellboy_Red08/23/2005 00:09I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@MTV_Unplugged01/12/1995 04:37Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Cool_Story_Bro03/17/1997 19:02Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Last_Commenter09/17/2005 04:45Saving the best laugh for last!

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