2014 Legacy: The Disney’s Maleficent

Why did the blonde wear giant horns to the office? She watched “Maleficent” and thought she was the new “head of security.”

Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic10/14/1996 12:37This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Snake_Game_Pro08/24/1998 08:52I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Simpson_Quotes11/13/2005 10:02D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Mainframe_Manny05/26/1997 02:47Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Sum41_Skater04/28/2006 04:17In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!